Bill Collector

No kid ever says," I want to be a bill collector when I grow up!"

Well, I kow if my future kids ever say that, I'll take then to a psychiatrist until they start saying "police officer" and "doctor" like other first graders.

I'm so tired of these people calling my cell phone tyring to act like they are my friends in an attempt to fool me into admitting I'm really me.

It's the same thing every time:

Bill Collector" Hi, can I speak to Isabella?

Me: (trying to sound mean) Who is this?

Bill Collector: This is Susan

Me: Isabella is not here (click)

I mean c'mon now. I don't have any friends names Susan! Don't these bill collectors understand that a woman knows the name of all her female friends? An unknown wonam calling can't be good under any circumstances. If she's not trying to collect something, she's trying to sell something. If it's neither of those, then she found your number in her man's pocket. An unknow woman calling another woman's cell phone is automatically going to make a calle put her guards up. Not a good way to start of a bill collection attempt. Susan Sheesh...

You know, if they'd be hones with me, I'd be honest with them. The conversation would go like this:

Bill Collector: Hi, this is Susan from collection....

Me: I don't have your money, Susan (click)

See, we could save a whole two lines of conversation.

I'm sorry. I know I'm in motor mouth mode, It's just that a bill collector had the nerve t call my cell phone this morning about a bill that wasn't even mine!